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Secrets of Successful Slackers

Need to look busier? Make sure your office appears swamped at all times.  Your desk should always look like you're in the midst of some incredibly time-sensitive project.  This way you can safely maximize the time you spend from your office, goofing off. For added protection, make sure the papers on your

The Fear of God

There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. If somebody had been locked up in his house or if somebody's dog had been painted green, one always knew who the culprits were the brothers. One day the boys' mother asked a priest to talk to her sons and

Pearls of Wisdom

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. Age is a high price for maturity. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. If you must choose between